Zitat des Tages – Red Riding Hood & the wolf

„What strong arms you have!“
– „The better to squeeze a fart out of you!“
„What long nails you have!“
– „The better to scratch your ass with.“
„Oh, what a lot of fur you have!“
– „The better to let your crabs hide in.“
„Ooh, what a long tongue you have!“
– „The better to stick in your rear, my dear.“
„What’s this for?“
– „That’s your happiness and my ha-penis.“
„Peanuts?“
– „Schlong. Wienerwurst. Cazzo. Bitte. Prick! Joint!“
– Last Tango in Paris (1972)

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